(This seems to be a good time to update an earlier article.)
“Government programs are the closest thing to eternal life that we’ll see on this earth.”
Ronald Reagan said that, and he might have said the same about crack-brained economic ideas like socialism. It’s the Energizer Bunny of politics.
So what about socialism? What’s so bad about it? Every new generation asks this, believing it’s a wonderful new idea that has never been tried, or hasn’t been “properly applied.”
We heard it all again in ‘08, as it became clear that Barack Obama was a genuine, dyed-in-the-wool, far-left, command-economy socialist who wanted to “fundamentally transform” (his words) America’s economic system. Mr. Obama expected government to: take over banking, health care and education; and replace carbon-based fuels with “green energy.” He commandeered General Motors, stiffed its bond-holders, wrecked the coal-industry, fought shale-oil extraction to a bloody draw, put the entire health-care system under governmental control, and tripled the national debt – much of it by executive orders. If that’s not a serious socialist, I’d like to know what one looks like. Maybe Josef Stalin?
All this, Mr. Obama claimed, would level the economic playing field, redistribute the wealth, deliver us from capitalist excesses, and save the planet before it was too late. He trotted out every tired nostrum ever claimed about socialism, across its 150-year history, and applied it at the highest levels of government in a mad rush to make us the European Union, west branch. It would be an economic miracle – almost a rapture.
How did this virtually unknown politician manage to get elected on such a platform? Almost certainly because of voter-ignorance. This is a time of remarkable historical ignorance. The curator of Mount Vernon, George Washington’s historic home on the Potomac River, says visitors once came there to find out how George Washington lived and what his times were like. Now, many visitors want to find out who George Washington was.
Just so, socialism’s comeback is partly due to poor education of younger people (and a certain amount of amnesia among older people). Millions seem clueless about what socialism is and, more importantly, what it has been.
Long ago, when he managed the then-hapless New York Mets, Casey Stengel yelled in frustration, “Can’t anyone here play this game?” Today, old guys like me are shouting (into the wind, it seems): “Does anybody here know what’s going on?”
Responding to the skeptical spirit of his time, G. K. Chesterton wrote: “Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.” But it’s the other way round with socialism. It’s not that it hasn’t been tried; it’s been repeatedly tried and found wanting. It is a thoroughly discredited, anti-human-nature, utopian dream that always fails. Massively applied in Russia, China, Sweden, Denmark and Venezuela – and to lesser degrees in other countries – socialism has brought poverty, ruin and even violence every time it has taken over a country.
Sweden – the very model of modern, enlightened “democratic socialism” – went belly-up when it finally ran out of other people’s money. (Maybe too many blondes in government?) And in Denmark – another Scandinavian socialist Eden – a Big Mac costs $12, a new Honda goes for $90,000, and the standard income-tax rate is 56%. As one blogger observed, none of our leftist college profs seem to be lining up at the Danish border, clamoring to get in.
The Chinese – far too smart to stick with dunder-headed socialism – have been moving toward (modified) capitalism and entrepreneurship since the 1989 Tiananmen Square riots. Say what you will about the Chinee (heathen or otherwise), they know where the money comes from. In fact, though, their system – where the means of production are privately owned but controlled by government – resembles fascism more than pure capitalism.
The USSR finally collapsed under its own weight when its supply side died. Russian friends say they had bushels of money that was essentially worthless because there was nothing in the stores to buy, and their currency was not traded on international exchanges. The Soviet government’s price-control bureau was setting prices low to please consumers. But factories couldn’t manufacture products at those prices, so they simply stopped producing.
Venezuela went from South America’s richest country to an economic basket-case under socialism. And in case we’ve forgotten, the Nazis called themselves the National Socialists. (How did that work out?)
Socialism has never worked, even under the application of force. And it will never work because it is “systemically flawed” – a label that modern liberals falsely hang on capitalism, law-enforcement, and any other societal construct they don’t like. Yet socialism – currently called “progressivism” – rears its head in America every 15 or 20 years and makes a serious run for control of the country. Often its champion is an attractive politician who promises utopia under a “compassionate” new system where government takes from those who have “too much” and gives to those who have “too little.” (New enthusiasts invariably expect to be its beneficiaries.)
Past liberal presidents – e.g., Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton – were either tepid socialists or unprincipled opportunists who implemented the ideology timidly. Finally, though, we elected a dedicated socialist who outstripped all of his predecessors in boldness. He was determined to change the country, and he nearly did it with the support of a radical congress, a stalled economy, and a nation of frightened people who had lost jobs and savings in a bank and stock-market crash that shook international fiscal foundations.
The emergency allowed Mr. Obama to run around the country spouting nonsense like “we’re going to spend our way into fiscal responsibility,” without being called on it. He got away with that shtick for a while, but eventually the voters got wise. It was a good run while it lasted.
Despite its copiously documented failures, socialism keeps coming back because it always sounds so good, so fair, so consummately righteous. Young people – particularly those ignorant of socialism’s dreary history – are drawn by its glowing promises.
As a worker-bee, I saw that salary and vacation were two issues that might turn young workers into socialists. Young people with young families rarely earn enough money or get enough time-off from their jobs, while older people often have more than enough of both. Wouldn’t this be an ideal place for the “haves” to help the “have-nots?” (For unknown reasons, the idea never caught on.)
The socialist idea is great in theory. The difficulty is that fundamental facets of human nature simply will not let it work. To demonstrate this, I cite an anecdote that I found on-line. I can’t attribute it, as no author was listed, but it undeniably rings true.
An economics professor at Texas Tech said he had never failed a single student, but had once failed an entire class. That class had insisted that socialism could work: no one would be poor and no one would be rich; the playing-field would be leveled.
The professor proposed a class-experiment on socialism. Grades would be averaged: everyone would receive the same grade; no one would fail and no one would get an A.
After the first exam, the grades were averaged. Everyone got a grade of B. The students who studied hard were upset, and the students who studied little were pretty happy. But as the second exam rolled around, those students who had studied little studied even less; and the ones who had studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too, so they studied little. The second test average was D! No one was happy. After the 3rd test, the average fell to F.
The scores never increased. Bickering, blame, name-calling and hard feelings were the result. No one would study to benefit anyone else. All failed, to their great surprise. The prof pointed out that socialism always fails because when the reward is great, the motivation to succeed is great. But when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.
A second anecdote originated in Russia. A friend recounted it after his visit there.
An entrepreneur offered two menial workers – each earning two kopeks a day – a chance for higher pay. One would make four kopeks a day; the other would make eight. Both would have to sign up to make the opportunity work. Would they agree to it?
Their answer was “No!” They considered it “unfair” that one of them would earn more, and they were willing to forego the higher pay on that principle.
It took over 70 years of Russian armed communism to deform work-attitudes in this way. No one knows how long it will take to undo them – if ever. Now Americans are being drawn in the same direction by the siren song of “fairness” and “free stuff.” Are we sure it’s where we want to go? And are we really prepared for what the world will be like when we get there?
Under eight years of Obama-style socialism we got Obamacare, Obama-nomics, $4 gas and a boat-load of job-destroying regulations. Worker-participation rates hit their lowest levels (61%) since the Carter years. Mr. Obama ruined the coal industry and was well on his way to making electricity rates “skyrocket,” as he had promised. The economy crawled along for eight years. How did we like it so far? Not so much, is my guess – unless you were part of the gang that just wanted to keep the Gravy Train rolling.
Democrats would have you believe that our economic problems during Mr. Obama’s tenure were caused by Republicans who kept The One from implementing his program properly. Except for GOP-opposition, they say, everything would have been hunky-dory. Hillary Clinton said she would get it right in ’16. Bernie Sanders and his young minions – who wouldn’t know socialism from the church strawberry social – pushed Mrs. C. waaay left. She didn’t mention “socialism,” but there was no doubt where she planned to go.
By Divine Providence (or the Devil’s intrusion, depending on your point of view) enough voters drew back from the brink at 11:59 to keep the boat from going over the falls. They evidently weren’t willing to bet the country’s future on four more years of Obama/Hillary socialism.
After his election shocked both Democrats and Establishment Republicans – not to mention the whole world – Donald Trump showed what unshackled capitalism could do. Indeed, he succeeded so well that Barack Obama started claiming that his work had produced the economic resurgence of Mr. Trump’s administration.
Luckily (for Democrats), the COVID-19 virus came along in the nick of time to crash the economy that was Mr. Trump’s sure ticket to re-election. With 10% of Americans out of work, Congress-people of both parties have been joyously shoveling trillions of borrowed dollars out the door to show voters that only big government can save them.
But the pandemic didn’t completely kill the Trump economy. To finish the job, leftist scaremongers are desperately pushing for another shutdown. It’s not selling, though. People are showing that they want to work, earn, provide for their families, and accumulate wealth for the future. And they’re heartily sick of sitting at home watching reruns of General Hospital. The disease-scare failed to convince Americans that socialism is their only hope.
Fending off Hillary and surviving the virus-crash were narrow escapes. But socialism isn’t dead – not by a long shot, boys and girls. It’s ready to storm the ramparts again, led by Joe Biden and his merry band of brigands, rioters and radical environmentalists. If we’re lucky, they’ll fail again, but it won’t be the last we’ll see of them.
Remember that crazed Nazi colonel2 in the 1965 Battle of the Bulge film, who said: “It’s the best possible result… The war will go on, and on!” That’s the way it is with Socialism. We might as well get used to it, or one of these times the Marxists will actually take over. If they do, we’ll have the Devil’s own job getting free of them.
- Ƭобарищ (Tovarishch) = comrade
- Nazi Colonel Hessler was played by Robert Shaw.