I’m sure most of you have heard about the silly Bigfoot ‘scandal’ around 5th district Republican candidate Denver Riggleman. It was reported everywhere on Monday in publications from the NY Times, to the Washington Post and the Richmond Times-Dispatch. It was all so silly. Denver Riggleman has no interest in Bigfoot erotica, if such a thing even exists. Riggleman addresses the whole foolish nonissue begun by his Democrat opponent:
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Way to grapple with the issues of the day Virginia GOP!! Impressive!
I know really,
we must not be concerned with the fabled creature of the North American forest.
We must beore concerned with the actual creature of the Swamp,
The Hildabeast.
The Mexican version is known as
Chupacabra (goat sucker).
This may prevent us from building the border wall.
For giggles;
Wouldn’t Bigfoot Erotica fall under beastality?
This is a question that deserves the consideration of the Supreme Court.
Be careful that might cause a Federal Protection Program then we will kill the Logging Industry in the lower 48 or even worse we will have to erect special restrooms in Federal Parks.
I want to believe him, but he was patronizing of the entire Bigfoot spectrum, yet not once acknowledging the Bigfoot furry scene. I think we need a special prosecutor to get the sole truth.
The problem with Denver is that when he started his campaign for governor, he was saying all the right things that populists wanted to hear. And then, a few months later, he meets with the establisment. After that meeting, Denver bails out of the governor’s race with some BS excuse, and now sleeps with the establishment, singing only their song. Proof is the SBT support.
Oh, and those pics are very troubling…….
You had me at the SBT nexus!
Whatever happened to those Denver for Governor campaign contributions? My final one was the night before he bailed.
“Look over here” is the name of this game. Made for some great memes though!
Over here, Republicans that support the nominee after the election are just as frequent as Bigfoot.
Except for Shak, who I hear was actually spotted doorknocking for Babs!
So I think Bobo and team should come to the 10th.
#fakenews
Bigfoot will produce Big Donations and Big Name ID for Denver!
The more people hear from Denver, the more support he will get…
He’ll have some pretty big shoes to fill… cuz Bigfoot.
Exactly what we need. However, looks like Mueller will be tied up at least another 2.5 years, or possibly 6.5 more years. Any possibility the Eric Holder law firm mite take at look? Just a quick in and out?
Maybe a different Eric??
When you find something like this out regarding a candidate, (the Bigfoot pics), almost always there will be even more questionable things out there if you know where to look. I would be very concerned what else “they” have on Denver and will surely trickle out at the right moments in the campaign.
This is one reason why politicians should start out at the bottom, school board, town council, etc..
Everybody has skeletons (except for most hominids in anthropology) but I’d prefer Denver’s inner dark, whatever it is, to the crap willingly put out by his opponent.
Denver’s good enough for me.
And still better than the bullet dodged.
Well said Rocinante!!!!!
When antisemites use Bigfoot Erotica to try to bolster their public image, you know they stupid.
Crazy like a fox — if you go to her book you will quickly realize the tendrils can reach to modern cryptozoology.
Oh my … the crazy left will not recognize this as a put on. Denver is a funny guy, huh.
Or that’s what they want you to think.