The Democrat Convention Schedule, August 27, 2016.Â
11:15 AM
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.
2:30 PM
Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.
4:00 PM
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
Sponsored by CNN
4:15 PM
Address on “Being the Real You”
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner
4:30 PM
“How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke”
Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM
“How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!â€
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
5:00 PM
Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Berghdal and Baltimore Looters
5:30 PM
Invitation-only Autograph Session
Souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia
5:45 PM
Tribute to All of the 57 States
Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi
6:00 PM
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology “Alternative Shoppers” instead of “Looters”
7:30 PM
Announcement of VP Nominee
Chris Stevens, with a quick rebuttal and withdrawal when Hillary realizes she got him killed in Benghazi
8:30 PM
The White House “Semantics Committee” Meeting General vote on re-branding “Muslim Terrorism” as “Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance”
9:00 PM
“Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for youâ€
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times with Guest Speaker, Brian Williams
9:15 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO Michael Moore
9:45 PM
Personal Finance Seminar – “Businesses Don’t Create Jobs”
Hillary Clinton
10:00 PM
Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.
10:30 PM
Ceremonial “We Surrender†Waving of the White Flag to Afghanistan, Russia, and ISIS.
11:00 PM
Short film, “Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It’s No Big Deal”
Hosted by Hillary Clinton
11:30 PM
Official Nomination of Hillary
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews
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Great. I did a similar sarcastic Change.org petition on yesterday’s Washington Post editorial calling for changing Maryland’s state song. Seems it is also politically incorrect and uses terms like “Northern Scum”.
My version: Here are some proposed changes:
Old Lyrics: “Dear Mother! Burst the tyrant’s chain,
Maryland… Virginia should not call in vain…â€
As this song was written at the onset of the War Between the
States. The “tyrant†referred to was Lincoln.
New Lyrics: “Dear Mother! Burst the tyrant Obama’s chain, Maryland…Thou shalt not tax the rain, Gov. Hogan should not call in vainâ€.
(Yes, Maryland was the only state to tax the RAIN).
Anyway, here is the rest of it, you may have to paste the link:
https://www.change.org/p/maryland-state-house-change-maryland-s-state-song?recruiter=334904763&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=share_email_responsive