The Democrat Convention Schedule, August 27, 2016.
11:15 AM
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.
2:30 PM
Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.
4:00 PM
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
Sponsored by CNN
4:15 PM
Address on “Being the Real You”
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner
4:30 PM
“How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke”
Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM
“How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!”
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
5:00 PM
Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Berghdal and Baltimore Looters
5:30 PM
Invitation-only Autograph Session
Souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia
5:45 PM
Tribute to All of the 57 States
Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi
6:00 PM
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology “Alternative Shoppers” instead of “Looters”
7:30 PM
Announcement of VP Nominee
Chris Stevens, with a quick rebuttal and withdrawal when Hillary realizes she got him killed in Benghazi
8:30 PM
The White House “Semantics Committee” Meeting General vote on re-branding “Muslim Terrorism” as “Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance”
9:00 PM
“Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you”
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times with Guest Speaker, Brian Williams
9:15 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO Michael Moore
9:45 PM
Personal Finance Seminar – “Businesses Don’t Create Jobs”
Hillary Clinton
10:00 PM
Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.
10:30 PM
Ceremonial “We Surrender” Waving of the White Flag to Afghanistan, Russia, and ISIS.
11:00 PM
Short film, “Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It’s No Big Deal”
Hosted by Hillary Clinton
11:30 PM
Official Nomination of Hillary
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews
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Great. I did a similar sarcastic Change.org petition on yesterday’s Washington Post editorial calling for changing Maryland’s state song. Seems it is also politically incorrect and uses terms like “Northern Scum”.
My version: Here are some proposed changes:
Old Lyrics: “Dear Mother! Burst the tyrant’s chain,
Maryland… Virginia should not call in vain…”
As this song was written at the onset of the War Between the
States. The “tyrant” referred to was Lincoln.
New Lyrics: “Dear Mother! Burst the tyrant Obama’s chain, Maryland…Thou shalt not tax the rain, Gov. Hogan should not call in vain”.
(Yes, Maryland was the only state to tax the RAIN).
Anyway, here is the rest of it, you may have to paste the link:
https://www.change.org/p/maryland-state-house-change-maryland-s-state-song?recruiter=334904763&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=share_email_responsive