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The growing threat of assault with pizza

written by Jeanine Martin July 31, 2013

The Smoking Gun has the story of two recent assaults on women with pizza as the weapon.

“According to a Wilkesboro Police Department report, Parsons became angry after slipping on a wet floor. As he cursed at McKinney, Parsons allegedly pelted her with pizza. (I like the alliteration but I hate when I get pelted with pizza!)

During questioning by cops, Parsons denied throwing the pizza. However, an officer reported finding “pizza sauce on the back of [McKinney’s] right rib cage.” Additionally, “there were pieces of pizza all over the living room floor as well as on the wall behind the front entrance door to the apartment.”

Parsons was charged with assault on a female and booked into the Wilkes County jail on the misdemeanor count.”  Is assault on a female different from an assault on a male?

More from the article:

“In a prior incident, a South Carolina man was collared last Wednesday for domestic violence after he allegedly assaulted his girlfriend with a slice.

Jimmy Ray Poage, 47, was busted after the 40-year-old victim told sheriff’s deputies that he threw pizza at her in the couple’s Fort Mill home. The woman–who had pizza sauce on her face, arms, and clothing–also said that Poage grabbed her around the neck and slammed her into a kitchen counter.

Poage, seen in the adjacent mug shot, admitted pelting his girlfriend with pizza, but claimed that she threw it at him first. But while the woman’s clothing was splattered with sauce, Poage’s garments were “clear of pizza or pizza sauce,” according to a York County Sheriff’s report.

Charged with domestic violence, Poage was booked in to the county jail, from which he was released Thursday after posting $2,130 bond.”

Who knew that domestic violence with pizza could be so expensive?

The Police report on Mr. Parson’s pizza assault can be found here. 

We must do all we can to stop this growing threat.   Assault with pizza MUST stop now!

Filed under: You can’t make this stuff up.

 

The growing threat of assault with pizza was last modified: July 31st, 2013 by Jeanine Martin
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Jeanine Martin

Also known as Lovettsville Lady, I am a Republican activist in the wilds of western Loudoun County.

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