The Ludicrouz Report

This third edition of the internationally acclaimed Ludicrouz Report is intended to poke fun at or even, gasp, ridicule the insanity associated with national and now international events.  Below are some Ludicri in no special order:

Ludicri #1:  The citizens of Virginia could not abide by a stable and prosperous Virginia so they decided to elect a Mamdani type of democratic socialist government.  Prosperity is to be replaced with higher taxes, more welfare, increasing crime, and fewer businesses willing to locate to this great state.  (Some predict that Virginia will see a population decline as citizens flee for greener pastures elsewhere. ) 

Ludicri #2:  The Democrats are screaming about the sinking of boats involved in the drug traffic pipeline that runs from Venezuela.  Apparently, high speed cigarette boats are now to be considered go fast fishing trawlers.  Significantly, Harvard, or is it Yale, scientists have confirmed that fish have mutated to become faster swimmers.  (After decades of American presidents declaring a war on drugs, there is now an actual war on drug — producers, transporters and marketeers.)

Ludicri #3:  Minnesota has become the land of Demosomalicrats.  Thus, the defrauding of federal and state programs has blossomed into the billions of dollars.  Notably, nearly every Somali household with children is on some type of welfare.  The Minnesota Democrat leadership, including its Governor and Minneapolis mayor, has called the Somalis friends and neighbors.  Well, friends and neighbors don’t rip off communities, they work together to build communities.  (By the way, to paraphrase Pete Seeger:  “Where has all the money gone.  Long time passing —- )

Ludicri #4: One of the more interesting situations in the Congress today involves the Democrats who originally forced Obamacare down everybody’s throat.  They are now complaining that the upcoming funding disaster is the fault of Republicans.  It seems that Democrats set an Obamacare/ACA subsidy time limit which is in the process of expiring.  They claim that upwards of 20 million people will be adversely affected unless the subsidy is extended.  (The problem is that the 20 million are likely to be illegal aliens imported by Biden.  They don’t qualify for Obamacare or other government programs funded by the American citizenry.)

Ludicri #5:  The  Republicans in Congress do come in for criticism.  Instead of getting behind the Trump agenda, they are stonewalling his requested appointees. The senate RINOs claim is there is a long standing tradition that they do not wish to abandon.  Well, it is virtually certain that Democrats have no such compunctions if and when they retake control of Congress.  (Republicans would do well to remember that Democrats tear down traditions.  See the attacks on the statues and reputations of America’s founders.)

Ludicri #6  In merry old Colorado, a rapidly aging Tina Peters remains trapped in prison even though President Trump pardoned her.  What was her crime?  She had the audacity to keep federal voting records that showed a major discrepancy between the 2020 Colorado vote and what was reported by the Colorado authorities.   (Per the Democrats in power – proof of election fraud will cause the America people to distrust the vote.  By the way, anybody remember the Battle of Athens, Tennessee in 1946?)

Ludicri #7:  Meanwhile in the world of global politics, the EU is battling Elon Musk and the Trump administration over freedom of speech.  The Euro geniuses have fined Musk both personally and corporately for not abiding by the EU  censorship rules.  Fundamentally, the EU only likes freedom of speech when it supports their ideology.   (Meanwhile, Western Europe is a native population powder keg with an illegal alien invasion camp fire roaring next to it.)

Ludicri #8:  Now to lighten things a bit.  The Sydney Sweeney good genes – or is it jeans – controversy continues to swirl.  Virtue signaling liberal Democrat women regardless of gender hate her.  Republican men love her because her Marilyn Monroe figure still rattles masculine male interests.  (By the way, some cherry picked Epstein photos were released by Democrats.  They still keep pushing the idea that America is supposed to elect a pope not a president.  Have they forgotten Biden that fast?)

For those interested, the Ludicrouz Report will continue to be published irregularly, whenever  there are enough Ludricri events available.  For the time being, over and out and out.