In shopping at my local grocery, I am usually just focused on things like eggs, bread, milk, butter and cold cuts. Â But for some reason, today was different, and here is some of what I discovered:
The magazine rack is filled with womenâ€™s magazines. Â Cosmopolitan was featured and the lead story was â€œThe Sex Secrets for Easy Os!!!!â€. Â At the bottom was â€œSex Toys: Â We Tried them allâ€. Â Another womenâ€™s magazine featured a Kardashian touting her sex life. Â The final magazine before I moved on discussed a lot of divorce and sexual intrigue. Â Nowhere did I see a menâ€™s magazine, not even one in a brown wrapper.
I happened to need menâ€™s deodorant so I marched down the appropriate aisle. Â Imagine my surprise when I reached the KY Jelly section. Â My goodness, the old days are truly gone. Â There were at least as many interesting and tasty things for women as there were for men. Â I moved on quickly because some women were beginning to look at me in a rather strange way.
As I rounded the corner heading for the eggs, I spotted the book section, 90% of which were romance novels. Â I opened a few pages and I can tell you these are not the romance novels from the 60s. Â The sex was graphic and laid out in great detail. Â I noted that most of the book covers showed a woman being ravished by some hunk of a guy.
Now I donâ€™t know what it was doing there, but one of the magazines located near the romance novels had fallen on the floor. Â It happened to open to an advertisement for virtually every kind of female enhancement. Â There was a lift for everything from the bottom to the breasts to the face and even some things in between which I will not mention.
Ladies and gentlemen. Â I have discovered the womenâ€™s locker room and it is roughly at aisle 13.